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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? *blinks* [Nov. 24th, 2004|11:24 am]
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Name: Alex
Nickname(s): Mexican, Toothpick, and friends who enjoy annoying me call me Lexi, Lex, or Alexander. Kindly don’t ask about the Mexican or Toothpick nicknames.
Age: 13.
Gender: Female.
Location: PA.
On a scale of 1-10 (10 is high), how crazy are you really: Hm. My friends would say 7, because they’re all insane, so I’m not so much in comparison. My family would say 8. Strangers would say 9. Averages are fun. Let’s say 8.

-Something or another-
Favorite bands (10 at least): Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Jimmy Eat World, The Doors, The Killers, The Beatles, Wheezer, Marilyn Manson’s OLD stuff, (his new stuff sucks. The Beautiful People is miiiiiiiine…*hisses*) Green Day, (actually, I only like American Idiot, but I’m losing count here, so…) and…er…that’s nine I think, so I’ll say NIRVANA. Because Nirvana is so great it gets to go twice... Get over it.
Favorite Music Genre: Rock. Classic rock, new rock, hardcore rock, punk rock, heavy rock, anything.
Favorite Movies (5 at least): A Beautiful Mind, Alice in Wonderland, Amelie, Don Juan de Marco, any Monty Python film…and Run Lola, Run.
Favorite Water Bottle Brand: I do not drink bottled water. I drink straight from the river. *howls*
Okay, Evian. Because it is expensive, and when you have it, everyone glares at you like you're a snob. And it's French.
Favorite book(s): The Georgia Nicolson series. All five of them. That’s…Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging; On the Bright Side, I’m Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God; Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas; Dancing in my Nuddy Pants; and Away Laughing on a Fast Camel. Read them. They rock.
Which soda- root beer or coke? Coke. Root-beer tastes like camel ovaries.
Can you speak any other language than English? I speak Spanish fluently. No, not that highschool Spanish class crap. And I also speak Ubbie-Dubbie. Does that count as a language? Probably not. Okay then. So Spanish. Oh, I can count to 999 in German, too!
Can you swear in any other language? I can fluently swear in Spanish and Ubbie-Dubbie, and I know how to say “fuck you” in German. Would you like to be filled in? It’s “fick ich”. Hahahaha, fick ich. German is fun.
What are your favorite names? I love the names Amelie, Nile, and Isis for girls. I used to be obsessed with Ancient Egypt, so that’s where Nile and Isis came from. And for boys, I love the names Adrien, Sasha, and Ian.
Favorite color: Kiwi green. Or blood red. But not together. That would be Christmas-y. I was going to say black, but then I remembered that black is not a color, but instead the lack of thereof, so…
Who is your idol/hero(s): SUPERMAN!!! And switching from classic Superman to Smallville here, Tom Welling has got very nice abs. Staying on the topic of Smallville, I also admire Lex Luthor. And now going into the topic of my numerous husbands, I also love Michael Phelps…and Jude Law…and Johnny Depp…okay, shutting up now.
Favorite Place: Australia. I’ve never been there, but that’s okay. It’s still my favorite place.
Favorite Bumper sticker: “Anybody but Bush”, and “Don’t follow me. I have no idea where I’m going”. Oh, and “Love animals, don’t eat them.”
Favorite oxymoron: Microsoft Works.
What annoys you the most? The people at my school who call my friends and me “cutters” because we wear Chuck Taylors…? Yes, that would fit into ignorance. So ignorance annoys me the most. All kinds of ignorance. The people that devour meat not knowing what was done to the animals before being killed, (no, I'm not saying meat-eaters annoy me. I'm saying the people who are against vegeterianism and preach about how animals were meant to be eaten do.) the people that judge before knowing, the people that think they are the center of the world. And now I am judging without knowing, so I must be annoying myself…OH, AND BUSH. HE ANNOYS ME. A LOT.
What makes people refer to you as crazy? I’m not crazy. They all are. I’m the sane one. *twitches*
Okay, so I’ve got OCD, and panic if I can’t have everything be done in an OCD-friendly-way.
I don’t care what anyone but my friends think. If you’re not one of my close friends, you can think whatever you want about me.
I’m not afraid to do what I want and suffer the consequences.
I’m hyper, and moody. I’m very often loud, but sometimes shy and quiet, and often stay locked in my room drawing and listening to music. My friends are crazy, my family is crazy, my environment has turned me into a crazy person.
Did I mention I can make myself hallucinate? I don’t know if I should get it checked out, or if everyone can do it, but if I imagine something I can make myself physically see it for a few seconds. It’s a very fun pastime to practice during class.
Happy Story: Um. Little Red Riding Hood. Little girl goes to see grandmother. Wolf disguises self as grandmother and almost eats little girl. Girl and grandmother saved in the nick of time by handsome neighbor.
Sad Story: The real Little Red Riding Hood. Originally, the girl is eaten by the wolf in a gruesome and descriptive manner. The story was later changed for the good of children. Honestly, I find the original Little Red Riding Hood much more amusing.
Crazy Story: Do I have to?
Erm…Little Red Riding Hood’s mother…er…ends up in an asylum. She is overcome by paranoia and twitches and cringes every time anyone says the word “muffin”.
I completely made that up, but I am sleepy.
Favorite Quote: This is not a direct word-for-word quote, but Ghandi once said that the Old Testament’s theory of an eye for an eye would end with the entire population of the world blind. I like his theory.
Since that’s not really a quote, how about “The only thing I have to do is die. Everything else is optional.”
Piercings: Just one on each ear at the moment.
Piercings to come: I’m getting an industrial and possibly a daith sometime in the next two years. My parents want me to wait until I’m sixteen, but I will not give in. I WANT MY INDUSTRIAL. Perhaps a lip ring when I’m older. Don’t know though.

-Opinions & Views-
World Leaders: At the moment, they suck. “President” Bush is an ignorant moron who cares nothing about the environment, foreign concerns, or the economy. All he wants is his glory. The war in the Middle East is bad judgement of leaders across the world. Neonazis, KKK, world hunger, war, and political issues splitting the world in half. Lovely world leaders, no?
Homosexual Marriage: I’m torn on this. While I think homosexuals are entirely equal to heterosexuals, and should be treated with the respect in order, there is a little voice in my mind that keeps convincing me that marriage should stay the traditional, man+woman ceremony it is today. I don’t know…
Public Transportation vs. Personal Car: CARPOOLING POLLUTES LESS! So do bicycles. Ride yours bikes to school, kids.
Abortion: Once again, I’m torn. I think in the majority of cases, you shouldn’t be having sex if you don’t want a kid. It’s selfish that anyone would kill an innocent life because of their own mistake.
But then there’s rape…in which case I’m torn between the fact that a young girl who’s been raped may not be able to endure the emotional and physical pains of childbirth, and the fact that adoption is always an option…AH, I DON’T KNOW. Leave me alone. Someone very close to me had an abortion, and before that I was completely pro-life…but now I’m split…
What would your first move be if you were suddenly in control of the world? Reinforce the Endangered Animal Acts that Bush so selfishly lifted. Ban factory farms. Educate kids on the terrors of animal cruelty and slaughterhouse techniques. YES, I AM A TREEHUGGER. World hunger would go next. Then economy. Then ending war. AND YES, I HAVE A VIVID (and unrealistic) IMAGINATION.
Vegatarianism/Veganism: Respectable. I am trying to become a vegetarian, but my parents don’t want me to until I’m 16. I told you they’re crazy. I’m not the kind to recruit meat eaters into becoming vegetarians, but I will let my friends know about factory farming and such.

-The real fun-
Why should you be in this group? Because I am weird. And so are you. And we should be weird together?
Er. I'll promote to my friends and communities, and bring...much...happiness to the community.
How did you stumble across this community? Promoting communities.
What makes you out of the box? Out of the ordinary? You already asked why I find myself crazy. Did I imagine that? *scrolls up* No, you did. So…erm…same answer? I don’t care what people think unless if I care about them a lot…I dress how I feel, I do what I like…and…er…yeah.
Campaign Slogan for why we should vote you in: Erm… “Like a good neighbor, ****** is there”…no, that’s the financing company slogan…erm…ROCK AND ROLL, GIRLS AND BOYS.
Anything else that you wish too add: A nice hello? I’d love to be a part of this community. It seems like it will grow.
What do you think this community needs: MEEEEEE. Bwahaha. Promotion.
Promote at least twice, give links: [none of that 'if i am accepted' crap]
Promoting is fun.
Three pics of you: My digital camera is being a bitch. Is it possible for me to post these as soon as I figure out what’s wrong with it? *smashes camera into all*
Yes, I know, it's annoying when people apply without pictures, but I wanted to apply soon...
1. Visible
2. For a member page that will come soon
3. Just one for the heck of it
Favorite thing in the whole world: My Chuck Taylors. And art. And music. And animals. MY DOG. And my friends. Yes, I have many favorite things. BAKLAVA.
Something Funny:
Yay, I’ve gone picture-crazy.
Something CRAZY: Er…*leads audience to White House*…Oval Room…the man with the white hair and the face that strangely resembles an orangutan…he’s crazy. But a bad crazy. Not a good one.

Oh shiiit. I said "er" and "erm" a lot. That's a bad habit of mine...
*scrolls up*

ANYWAY. Acceptance would be nice. If not, I will lead on my lonely trail of sadness all by myself.


[User Picture]From: jupiblue
2004-11-24 07:16 pm (UTC)
Killers, as in Hot Fuss?
and wow. I don't know about crazy, but spastic would do...
I hate the fact that people call converse "chuck taylors"... yes, I fucking know he made them, but the name is converse, fuckers... converse.

i don't know
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[User Picture]From: missanthropy
2004-11-24 07:58 pm (UTC)
I hate that shit too. I hate when people call them "Chuck T's", too. It's one of my little pet peeves. And I hate when people call 'Doctor Martens' 'Combat Boots'. They aren't combat boots. You want combat boots... go to an an army/navy surplus.
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[User Picture]From: missanthropy
2004-11-24 07:49 pm (UTC)
I don't know either. I'm not big on people's 'stories'. I'm just not getting any kind of crazy vibe from them (I really didn't get a crazy vibe from winter_a_go_go either). I feel like there's been like... no effort in these apps. But, there's been some preachin' - which is uber lame.

So... I don't know. I really want to see some effort and SOME PICTURES, so I say NO for now.
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[User Picture]From: crying_bloodx
2004-11-25 08:46 am (UTC)
Anything I can do to convince you?

Other than pictures...

I really had no idea what you meant by the "stories"...so I just put down a random thing.

And...er...Converse is the brand in general. Converse makes basketball shoes, boots, sneakers, track shoes, everything. Chuck Taylors are a specific kind of Converse brands, which is why I don't just call them "Converse"...that would be confusing.
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[User Picture]From: crying_bloodx
2004-11-25 08:47 am (UTC)
And the pics are coming.

I just need to find out what's wrong with my camera.
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[User Picture]From: jupiblue
2004-11-25 09:18 am (UTC)
oh who gives a fuck what type of converse they are... they're fucking converse. give it up.
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[User Picture]From: jupiblue
2004-11-25 09:19 am (UTC)
i've seen winter_a_go_go somewhere else before, and he was pretty crazy, but you're right, the apps do sorta suck...
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[User Picture]From: missanthropy
2004-11-25 09:25 am (UTC)
But the question is... crazy like shithouse rat, or crazy like listens to Brittney Spears? :)
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[User Picture]From: jupiblue
2004-11-25 09:18 am (UTC)


just... just no
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[User Picture]From: cool_like_that
2004-11-25 07:41 pm (UTC)
in anyone's defense who needs it, it's hard to tell a "crazy" story via typing one on a livejournal. Most all of my "crazy" stories are also "you hadda be there" stories.
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